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Rochester FC MN is a soccer club based in Rochester, Minnesota. Its men's team competes in the USL League Two Deep North Division, and its women's team competes in the USL W League Heartland Division. Rochester FC's colors are Royal Blue. Rochester FC has an Elite Development youth academy for boys and girls; the academy competes in the USL.
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Two Pieces of Nuts is a Hungarian folktale collected by István Banó in Baranya. In it, a woman promises to give birth to wonderful children who are subsequently taken from her by jealous associates or relatives.
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Shakir Shikhaliyev is an Azerbaijani gymnast. He competed at the 2012 Summer Olympics.
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