{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}