{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}