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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}

{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}

{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}

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